videogamer0810's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Yoseph The Snail]

Poor little Yoseph.

Dry british humor is always good for a quick chuckle, wot?
That last day was a pretty good left turn punchline. Certainly wasn't expecting a lesson on drunk driving, especially considering that Yoseph probably doesn't even have a license. I also loved the "Time for bed!" thing. Funny. You get a 3/5 from me.

SuperDuck-Spanjj responds:

Aye aye captain.

[CC = place to B - Collab]

Your time is not running out anytime soon.

Although I would like to point out that not every clip in the flash was up to the scores here, together they manage to reach these spectacular levels.
Specifially:
ATHI had spectacular graphics, style, and sound.
Corpsegrinderclock was the funniest of the six parts.
Dillclock's entry had a stupid beginning, an inane middle, and a random end.
Tequilaclock's entry was awfully short, therein having little interesting content.
Buttplugclock's entry was in no way memorable.
Russianclock took the flash out of the rut of mediocrity with a humorous review. Thank god for Russianclock.

In actuality, it was half-and-half, but the better entries not only picked up the slack of the lesser entries, but they managed to help this flash attain a 5 out of 5 from me.

Kudos to ClockCrew (at least the good half.)

Athi responds:

Thanks :D

[Alphaville Collection]

Are you serious???

Clearly, you aren't. Newgrounds doesn't exist for you to post your reject flashes onto. Having no constructive criticism for you, I can only say that THIS is a PIECE of CRAP! I don't think I've ever seen less effort in a flash than this.

Paddy responds:

B)

[Grandaddy Jeez Louise]

Uhh... ookay.

Really weird. Some astronauts are rescuing animals or something. Good graphics, but mediocre everything else. A 2/5 for thee.

JeremyLokken responds:

Wow, you just signed up a few days ago. Welcome to Newgrounds. Usually flash artists like more helpful feedback. For instance, you can give feedback on visual style, the story of the music video, the editing or how the sequence of shots were arranged. Decent effort, but good luck next time!

[The Sting]

unny.

The poor quality of graphics led me to believe that " sting Centre" was just terrible font placement. Kudos to creating a joke playing on apparent quality of the flash. I really was not expecting that at all.
Of course, I think it would be funnier if the sting victim changed colors or got muscular to signify change, because that act of violence seemed totally random at first, which I find makes things more confusing than they need to be even, even if the confusion lasts mere moments. You know what I mean?
Well anyway, ood job, nd keep up he good ork.

Masonogy1 responds:

Meh its an old flash... I've gotten better! :D

Thanks tho!

[Pigeon Psychosis]

Twisted, but funny.

Admittedly, it took me a couple of playthroughs to understand what happened (cause I have no face recognition skills). When all is said and done, its a solid flash. Kudos.

sorbitol responds:

Thanks very much! I'm glad you liked it! I'm sure there's nothing wrong with your face recognition skills, it was my fault for not drawing things properly. Sorry, I'll do better next time!

[Holes]

I wasn't expecting that.

I thought it would be funnier.
It was pretty poorly done in all respects, save for the hole demon thing. That was nice. But not enough. Sorry.

TerminalV3 responds:

Normally that would bother me, but since I said I made this real quick, meh.

[stickman ball]

Random and pointless.

Well, points for graphics, but sound was lacking, plus it was unnecessarily violent and seemingly had no plot. I didn't find this to be entertaining at all.

zonic123 responds:

it had a plot u obviously didnt get it and it wasnt random..also voilence wasnt uncalled for

[RCC - Who is shenkel?]

I have a question...

What?

I really don't get it.
Plus, your English is somewhat questionable (even the "PLAY" button says "PALY").

RCChacked responds:

1. My english is not questionable! The PALY is just the standart preloader of the clock crew. Any CC movie has that!

2. You can't get it if you are not related to the rcc -.-

[Ryo the ninja KID 4 part2]

The best movie of this series to date.

That was truly amazing. I am especially impressed by the fact that you don't use specialized 3D programs for this kind of animation. Fast-paced, with abundant special effects, a decent dose of violence, and humor in character design. It truly is one of the best flash I've seen thus far.

Thanksggiving était vraiment étonnant. Je suis surtout impressionner par le l'usine thanksggiving vous don't utilité specialized 3D répertoire pour ça sorte de animation. Rapidement - vitesse , à abondant spécial biens , une Décembre se bourrer de médicaments de violence , et humoriste dans personnage plan. Le vraiment c'est une de les le meilleur éclat I've vu donc loin.

(I used an online translator for the French, because I don't know any. Hope the meaning didn't get totally massacred.)

Roberto63100 responds:

Lol,the translator wasn't good!
Thanksggiving it's a feast i think?
In french "That was" it's "c'était"!
Décembre it's December lol!
The best translation is:
C'était vraiment étonnant,je suis particulierement impresionné par le fait que tu n'es pas utilisé de logiciels de 3D pour ce genre d'animation!Rapidité,l'abonda nce d'effets speciaux,une dose de violence,et l'humour des personnages!
C'est vraiment une des meilleures animations que j'ai pu voir a ce jour.
Voilà
Thank you