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[1337Matt eats melons]

Way too random.

This flash is a monstrous testament to all things ugly. If you watch it, your mind will be sucked into an alternate dimension, and you will become a mindless zombie trapped in front of your computer screen forever. RRRAAAAGGHH...

TruffleClock responds:

fack you pice of shit

[Pico Speed Sketch]

Pico would be insulted.

I must say, that drawing of Pico was pretty inaccurate. The hair, the mouth, the chin, none of it was quite right. I cannot protect this submission.

M4KBOT responds:

okay, but you missed out on a protection point.

[Charater Battle IV]

Can you draw more than two characters at a time???

That was incredibly poor. I counted two instances of sprites spontaneously appearing or disappearing. Plus, pretty much nothing happened in terms of story. Don't waste our time with your junk; make something that is actually interesting.

PicoZX responds:

If this submission passes Judgement I make more charaters in CB IV

[Playground Love]

Thumbs up.

I loved this flash. It really appealed to my soul. Heck, I almost shed a tear. A wonderfully tragic feature. A 4 out of 5 from me.

J-neko responds:

Thank you!

[TremcladClocks Bar]

Oh, disgusting.

Pointless and disgusting. I was at least hoping that we'd see inside to find that he was doing something completely different from what we thought, but you didn't even grant us that relief. That is just gross and juvenile.

TromboneClock responds:

You are pointless you see this review is juvenile.

[super attack mountain]

Make the finished product before you submit.

The graphics of this flash were quite crude, and many times not colored in. Also, the plotline itself seems incomplete. You should have finished the animation in all of the scenes and made a decent ending (with credit roll) before sending this in.

paddy-ryan responds:

Credit roll?, I made it me what a credit roll that would be I was making a flash not a film

[Yoseph The Snail]

Poor little Yoseph.

Dry british humor is always good for a quick chuckle, wot?
That last day was a pretty good left turn punchline. Certainly wasn't expecting a lesson on drunk driving, especially considering that Yoseph probably doesn't even have a license. I also loved the "Time for bed!" thing. Funny. You get a 3/5 from me.

SuperDuck-Spanjj responds:

Aye aye captain.

[CC = place to B - Collab]

Your time is not running out anytime soon.

Although I would like to point out that not every clip in the flash was up to the scores here, together they manage to reach these spectacular levels.
Specifially:
ATHI had spectacular graphics, style, and sound.
Corpsegrinderclock was the funniest of the six parts.
Dillclock's entry had a stupid beginning, an inane middle, and a random end.
Tequilaclock's entry was awfully short, therein having little interesting content.
Buttplugclock's entry was in no way memorable.
Russianclock took the flash out of the rut of mediocrity with a humorous review. Thank god for Russianclock.

In actuality, it was half-and-half, but the better entries not only picked up the slack of the lesser entries, but they managed to help this flash attain a 5 out of 5 from me.

Kudos to ClockCrew (at least the good half.)

Athi responds:

Thanks :D