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[The Tardy Cow]

Where you went wrong...

First, in response to the author's comments, what do you think we are, two?
Secondly, there was no animation apart from tweening in that entire flash. The cow's lips don't even move.
Third, the joke was fairly predictable, and your attempt to make it funny by drawing out the wait for any response fell flat on its face. I honestly don't know if anybody else is going to patient enough to watch to the end of the flash like I did.
One tip you may find useful for your next submission is to keep your audience in mind. An animated version of a knock-knock joke is not going to appeal to a 13+ audience.

[Naruto Guy]

It was kinda funny...

But not very. You should definitely make the introduction better, because my first impression was that this was some more talentless spam. Luckily, I found it wasn't. In fact, it was fairly creative. But your drawing needs a little work. And it could be longer. Also, I don't think you chose the funniest moments from Family Guy. Anyway, keep trying, okay?

lilsolder responds:

Yea i know i dint pik the funyest moments cuz i couldnt find somme funny ones in audio but thx and i will keep on trying^^

[Harry doesn't die]

Funny.

The Knight Bus was rather random.
It was a very good idea to base your flash on the pending release of the final Harry Potter book. Nobody can resist lawls from mockery of current pop culture. All I can suggest is that you brush up on your art on voicework. Other than that, you did good. Keep it up.

PinkSkull responds:

Thanks, randomness and mocking pop culture is fun, and well, i did this fast, not intended to be artistically awesome, but thanks again, useful review :)

[Over 21 to Purchase]

O.o

That was freaky. In a good way.
4 stars out of 5.

kojay responds:

thats the best kinda freaky

[Da Artard]

It was really funny...

...except for the first skit. That one can be cut. The rest are really funny. Especially the last one. I won't spoil anything, but I never saw it coming. It was hilarious. Avoid the poop jokes next time okay?

Gunstar-X responds:

Sorry bout the poop jokes. But seeing how it was Arnie, I had to throw them in. Thanks for enjoying the movie. I had fun making that last one.

[My Flash Guinea Pig]

Word to the not-so-wise:

The Benny Hill Theme no longer makes anything funny. Also, you need to work on coordinating lip movements with speech, as at most times it was way off. And while you're at it, get some better sound clips, because none of them were funny.

[Toasting Reaction!]

Classic Rube Goldberg.

But "Incredible Machines" aren't particularly fun to watch unless they're live. Maybe it's just me, but when there's no risk of messing things up the process of building, and nothing has to be coordinated perfectly, it's not so enjoyable. You probably could have replaced the cutting technique you used throughout with a single, uninterrupted pan. Anyway, decent flash, but nothing too new or interesting.

[Random Shit Episode 1]

Opinion alert!

The jokes aren't that funny, and the flash is too short. I feel this doesn't really live up to the rest of the sprite-based Sonic/Mario parodies already done. But that's just me.

Sykotic-Sword responds:

You are entitled to your own opinion. And I appreciate that you weren't trying to be an asshole in your review. I will try to make the next one longer.

[RienLand]

Very beautifully made.

I just have one question: What the hell did I just watch???
Seriously, I have no idea what that was about. And the indeterminable storyline is the one thing that kept me from giving this a full 10. (No worries, you still got a 5/5)
By the way, you probably should have added Mild Nudity and Mild Violence warnings somewhere, because this isn't exactly "Suitable for All Ages".

[Happy Are Those !]

I'm sorry, but I didn't like it.

Graphically, it was a masterpiece, and the sound quality was very nice. Unfortunately, that's all I liked about it. I really did not find the plot to be particularly funny or interesting, and the same goes for the delivery. I felt like much of the timing was off, and some parts confused me (like why does that kid "moo"??)
This gets a passing grade from me, because everybody else will probably love this flash except me. But I am honestly not looking forward to the next episode.