videogamer0810's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Phear Mah Lazur!]

YAY FOR RANDOMNESS!

Even with that spoiler of a title, I still didn't see that coming. Congratulations, your humorous delivery has just helped you avoid the graveyard... for now. I doubt many people will be handing out Protects for this flash.

[A Cheesy Beanie Cow]

Drawing needs improvement.

The main character looks more like a cow-spotted cat than an actual cow. Also, the basic storyline seems a little too undeveloped. How did this cow-cat get superpowers? How can he breathe in space? Maybe discuss its 4 radioactive stomachs which can swallow even the sun. Because right now, this flash is kinda dumb.

[Sexual Cannibalism & You]

YES! YES! YES!

This was the best flash I've seen today. If I could give out cookies in my reviews, you would get one. Sadly, I cannot let you partake in the chocolate-chippy deliciousness. But I can compliment you on a job well done. The concept was good, slightly educational, but it was really funny. But what really cinched it for me was the music you used. One of my favorite background elevator-style tunes to accompany the educationally humorous style. 4/5.

[The Four Sights]

Well, I liked it.

Ignore the non-believer. This was an awesome flash. I was taking a Buddhism class only recently. Though you did leave out a few details as to how Gautama became the Buddha, they would have probably been too explicit to reach a wide audience. So kudos. I am amazed at your work and your ability to represent a story that is fairly difficult to wrap the mind around.

[Twisted Minds Ep. 1]

I'll give you a 4/5 for the effort.

It was good for the most part. I liked the control bar at the top. That was a nice touch. But the voicework was kind of shoddy, and the character animations were somewhat sloppy. The flashbacks were also not very well defined as to where they began and ended, so it created some unnecessary confusion.
Also, when Mark gets his arm cut off, and he turns around, he's simply flipped horizontally, so his remaining arm effectively switches sides, remaining the farthest one from the camera.
Still, it was fairly funny, and you made a whole movie. I can't give this a low score because you clearly worked hard on it and didn't simply slap it together. So, for your hard work, I present you with a 4/5. Just work on those flaws for next time.

Triple-Elemental responds:

Thanks for the review. I'm glad you didn't just say I didn't like it but instead gave us some constructive criticism to work with. I agree, the voices aren't the best because of timing confusions and stuff, and I didn't even notice the Mark arm thing. We'll try to work on those things for the next one. The flashbacks, we tried to add a whoosh sound to each one but we didn't add one when they went back, we'll also do that in the next one.
Thanks for watching!

[MGS- The action button]

It passes... barely.

Really, this was a rather lame and half-assed attempt at a flash, with no decent sound, MS Paint-like graphics, bad tweening, and tired jokes. Just be happy you're even getting a 2/5 from me.

FlamingMoose responds:

.........right? I don t know what MS stands for..... the tweening was smooth, and the jokes are new and never used so they rn t tired. lol I am happy with a 2/5 I guess? and only the soudn was half-assed! Im gonan guess you haven t play metal egar solid. Its for more fans of the game otherwise the humour isn t that great. But thansk for the review anyways XD