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Awesome. This flash is a breath of fresh air.

I had fun watching this. Nice cast of characters, and good story. This is the first I've ever watched in this series, and I must say that it made a good impression on me. Keep churning 'em out.

Nice music, but...

The chosen music selection was all right, but that was about this flash's only redeeming quality. I can't say you put a whole lot of effort into making this; it was just one object going through several two-step loops. I'm sorry, but I have to give this a blam. Put more effort into your work next time.

Short, but sweet.

I felt it was a decently made flash. Certainly the kunai knives lodged in the chair moving when you swiveled around was a nice touch to the surrealism. Overall, well done.

I do not <3 this flash.

That was pretty uninteresting, aside from the heart morphing into... something else. Music was okay, but I didn't like the abrupt cutting off of the music when the SHORT animation ended. It should have at least faded out or something. I won't blam this flash, but I suggest that next time you decide to make something similar, you should make it longer and more interesting.

Torm responds:

Thans for the constructive critism. The heart morphed into an anatomical heart if it wasn't obvieous. Yeah to be honest this was my first real experience with syncing in flash. I messed it up the first time so i had to re-animate the whole thing. I don't have any real music editing equipment so I just placed the music in flash. I was going to add more to it but my friend didn't finish doing what he was supposed to.

Pretty good, if I do say so myself.

"You'll be removing parasitic infections."
"Isn't that a fetus?"
"Same thing."

I LOL'ed at that. Good job making this one. But next time try adding more sound to make it more interesting. Otherwise, keep it up.

Poor little Yoseph.

Dry british humor is always good for a quick chuckle, wot?
That last day was a pretty good left turn punchline. Certainly wasn't expecting a lesson on drunk driving, especially considering that Yoseph probably doesn't even have a license. I also loved the "Time for bed!" thing. Funny. You get a 3/5 from me.

SuperDuck-Spanjj responds:

Aye aye captain.

Humor saves the day!

If it weren't for that triple-kill gag at the end, this flash may have been blam-worthy. Luckily, it made me laugh, so I hereby declare this movie protect-worthy.

Your time is not running out anytime soon.

Although I would like to point out that not every clip in the flash was up to the scores here, together they manage to reach these spectacular levels.
Specifially:
ATHI had spectacular graphics, style, and sound.
Corpsegrinderclock was the funniest of the six parts.
Dillclock's entry had a stupid beginning, an inane middle, and a random end.
Tequilaclock's entry was awfully short, therein having little interesting content.
Buttplugclock's entry was in no way memorable.
Russianclock took the flash out of the rut of mediocrity with a humorous review. Thank god for Russianclock.

In actuality, it was half-and-half, but the better entries not only picked up the slack of the lesser entries, but they managed to help this flash attain a 5 out of 5 from me.

Kudos to ClockCrew (at least the good half.)

Athi responds:

Thanks :D

I just couldn't watch any more.

That was some retarded content right there. Clearly, that's what you were going for. And that's why I must give you a 1. Very poor quality and really stupid humor.

Are you serious???

Clearly, you aren't. Newgrounds doesn't exist for you to post your reject flashes onto. Having no constructive criticism for you, I can only say that THIS is a PIECE of CRAP! I don't think I've ever seen less effort in a flash than this.

Paddy responds:

B)

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